What movies have not aged well?
Last Updated: 23.06.2025 00:10
Live and Let Die
-J W Pepper
The Man with the Golden Gun
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
How do I deal with my annoying little kids?
-”Ah so!”
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
From Russia With Love
What will help me to get a bigger butt naturally?
-”She is very sexyful!”
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
I want to touch my sister’s boobs. What do I say?
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
-All the bad guys are black.
Have you made a female relative or friend squirt?
Moonraker
A View to a Kill
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
-Bond slapping Tracy.
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
What has been your best sexual experience?
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
Diamonds Are Forever
Why should the law care about what I do behind closed doors?
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
You Only Live Twice
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
How do you protect the collagen in your face?
Octopussy
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
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Goldfinger
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
Dr No
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.